tafesework

The worlds best family! <3

I wish our family was like the Tafeseworks family.

by wherethesnacksatkids May 12, 2020

wooty taffy

taffy that is amazing and wonderful, and you're forced to woot at it's greatness. so woot, damnit!

i ate some amazing wooty taffy yesterday! it was like orgasm in my mouth.

by dr. evil kitty January 21, 2008

Tafted

To be "Tafted" is to screw someone else in an extreme fashion, as if you have forcibly lodged them in a bathtub. Also implies that you are too obese to fit into a standard-sized bathtub

Refers to William Howard Taft, 27th President of the US who got stuck in the White House bathtub due to his extreme weight (>330 lbs, largest of any president).

"Fred was supposed to give me the presentation on Monday but didn't even show up for work. He totally Tafted me. I hate that guy."

by thaoneAP April 6, 2009

laffy taffy

The laffy taffy is the ass fat that keeps jiggling after a girl stops walking.

Damn. Check out that girl's laffy taffy!

by tarhizzle October 2, 2006

taff

The act of stating "that's all folks" to a certain individual when a story reaches a point of boredom for the opposite side.

Person 1: So I went to the store and bought lemons, peppers, grapes, oranges, and tampons. It was super fun but then the cashier was all 'hey why are you staring at my name tag?' and i just laughed in her face.....

Person 2: (yawns)

Person 1: and.....THATS ALL FOLKS!

Person 2: (awakened) What?

Person 1: You've just been taffed.

by wasabiqueen22 June 18, 2010

Laffy Taffy

New code name for marijauna. Frequently used because terms like mary jane, reefer, trees, rabbits, kelp, grass and so forth are easily recognized. With this term you can talk about it anywhere at anytime.
Also appropriately named after the common candy made by Wonka.

A. OMG Laffy Taffy is amazing
Teacher. Ah it never excited me.
A. OH it will once you try it.
^notice how that converstaion can be easily miscontruyed.
or
A. Hey man I just got some laffy taffy.
B. Great, we'll have to do it up tonight.

by Shannon6 November 23, 2007

taffel

when you scream extreme insults then you realise its the wrong person

1."ohh go beetleclip someone you dyke"
2."what you on about you cock"
1."dang that was embarrsing im such a taffel"

by daniel stockdale April 19, 2008