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paint the triangle

Deliberately aiming for and ejaculating on a women's pubic hair - covering as much as possible so that it appears as though the hair has been painted
My wife didn't tell me where to finish so I decided to paint the triangle - then she got mad because everything was stuck together when she woke up the next morning
by milpoolSK July 18, 2017
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Terrible Triangle

Dance postition where 3 guys come together making a triangle. Inside consists of 3 or more girls simultaneously grinding and dancing on each other. Once the "Terrible Triangle" is executed the girls usually become helpless to the charm and pursuits of the 3 men, almost guaranteeing a successful night.
Once we got into the terrible triangle those girls were in trouble.
by nwuwolves January 27, 2011
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Poomuda triangle

When 3 people bend over creating a triangle when viewed from above and shit into each other's mouth.
I guess there's nothing else left
To do!! Let's try the poomuda triangle
by Snotto March 24, 2016
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yum triangle

TacticalBurrito bought a yumcircle and is enjoying a yum triangle
by TacticalBurrito September 10, 2023
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Chocolate Triangle

The only feasible way for three men to eat each others ass.

where the three men in question are in a triangle formation with asses on each others faces.

Can be attempted whilst flat on the ground or more ambitiously in a 3D method
Hey Tom and Patrick can i have a chocolate triangle with you guys ???

Yeah sure
by SGTKM October 3, 2009
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Devil's Triangle

A game in which four people sit at a table with three glasses in the middle arranged in a triangular formation. Each of the four participants takes turns being the "shooter". The shooter attempts to bounce a quarter into one of the glasses. If the quarter landed in one of the glasses. the person at the table sitting nearest to the glass had to drink the beer.

Confirmed by Justice Kavanaugh's classmates
Friend 1: "Hey do you want to play Devil's Triangle?"

Friend 2: "I was told that was a form of rape by CNN."

Friend 3: "Its sad that people are so desperate to destroy a man's life that they cling to absurd stories like that instead of accepting the logical conclusion that phrases like these are just bad inside jokes written by innocent high schoolers. It was even confirmed to be a game by one of his classmates."

Friend 2: "Good point, let's play."
by DisillusionedCentrist October 5, 2018
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Triangle Ass

The effect of the human aging process that causes the lower part of the buttocks to "deflate", thus resulting in an upsidedown triangle shape when viewed directly. Usually more pronounced in people with high waistlines.
"Triangle Ass is a horrible disease."

"Won't you please help prevent Triangle Ass."

"Holy balls, did you see that wicked case of Triangle Ass?"
by McCrapweasel August 27, 2009
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