Smooth Criminal

The act of inserting your thumb into your girlfriends rectum during sex then brag about it.

You been hit by, you been struck by a "Smooth Criminal."

by WhacksHoff November 24, 2023

smooth polak

#1. A man of like silk. Slim - fit. Approachable. Easy going. Non-dwelling. Good looking.

#2. And quick on his come backs. Easy picking up girls, a real lover boy.
#3. Real quick reactions. Vary skilled, driving, cleaning, working, ext...
Smooth like a real bro.

Smooth polak, you saved my my tail when you grabbed my hand, and you know I would have fell.

by aroad March 8, 2016

Smooth

Jack Harlow

jack harlow is smooth

by BizzarrelyOnAll July 25, 2022

smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina

I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me

by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016

Smooth

Like butter hehe

Smooth like booooootaaaaaaah! 💜 -Kim Seok Jinnie (world wide handsome)

by pseudonym88888888888 June 2, 2023

Smooth muscle

One of the three types of muscle. Widespread throughout the body, responsible for movement in the digestive, urinary and reproductive systems.

Person 1: *gets an erection*
Person 2: "Wow, your smooth muscles are really working there huh?"

by craigellachie March 1, 2022

Smooth

To be so dumb that is seems that you have no brain.
To have no wrinkles on the brain.

Why did you do that? Are you smooth?

"1 + 1 = 4." What are you smooth you smeed.

by CousinVector January 14, 2021