Whever someone says this glorious phrase. Worship them, as if they are your Deity. They will bless you with lashings of the Belt and whoopings of the Shoes. This mythical moment has only been recorded twice in history.
by MisINF February 24, 2023
by papaya_baby April 18, 2019
by taesrealwife🤨 September 12, 2021
Person 1: YO BRO, YOU KNOW HOW CANDY WAS SUPER DRUNK LAST NIGHT RIGHT?
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?
Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-
*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*
deez nuts in ur mouth lmao
Person 2: Wha- Whos Candy?
Person 1: CANDY'S NUTS FIT IN YO-
*Person 2 beats the shit out of Person 1*
deez nuts in ur mouth lmao
by king aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa August 02, 2021
Person A: Knock Knock.
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*
Person B: Who’s there?
Person A: Imagine.
Person B: Imagine who?
Person A: Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face boi! Hah, got ‘em!
Person B: *angry emoji*
by Mikkebak May 05, 2023
Euphemism for a blowjob. Mug is used as a euphemism for a person’s head, and nuts is a euphemism for nuts.
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Euphemism.
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Euphemism.
“How’s your day going, bro?”
“Not great. If only someone would Drop a mug on deez nuts.”
“Totally, bro”
“Not great. If only someone would Drop a mug on deez nuts.”
“Totally, bro”
by Zombified Jesus September 26, 2018