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One woman’s lie to cover up an affair that got way outta control
the criminal code as a reply to the commandments is Christianity
by Tricky Surrey January 8, 2020
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people that, throughout history, have managed to covert at least one person from every ethnical group, that probably had a more reasonable religion(did not plan an uprising every 3 months in ancient Rome) before being bathed in a giant barrel while a bald man said things to his god such as "make sure this person does not get sinned", etc. In reality, all abrahamic religions think they are the only true religions and all other religions are sinners, which is why when they were conquered repeatedly in ancient times, they always held uprisings. They are assholes because of these reasons.
Matt is easily offended by jokes about god, because he is an annoying Christian.
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The kind of person that sticks with you through thick and thin, despite some bumps in your friendship because they are always there for you like they promise. One of the funniest people you will ever meet and when they’re gone, you’ll miss them so much that you won’t know what to do because Christian was your support. Christians are sweet, kind, generous, smart, fun, thoughtful, and considerate. Sometimes they’ll say some interesting things that might not exactly be right, but in the end they’ll figure it out for themselves and still manage to be such wonderful people.
by 0____0 November 8, 2018
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A religion, not run by a man named Christian, where you worship a man made of bread
Christianity worships the bread man
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Christianity has been able to convert billions of people throughout history to believe in blind faith
by Dubiks December 29, 2018
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Small DIck child with no sence of humor and no knowledge
This person is 1 Christian
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The worst/best friend if you think about it. Sucks ass at basketball.
Bro Christian is so trash.
by a242t4g,mrbmwnkern t November 5, 2019
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