The British Museum

World's largest collection of stolen items.

The British Museum broke into my house last nice and stole the good vase.

by The Crack Sparrow April 24, 2023

British pickle

A small dick

I just couldn’t hang with that British pickle he has

by Jenn pickle March 23, 2019

British Bager

Bager is Danish word for baker and is also a Slovenian word for excavator.
The British part can be used as an insult since British people are NOT funny and NOT cool for example a British Bager is a NOT cool baker or a NOT cool excavator

John: "Hey did you here about that guy called British Bager?"
Tim: "Yeah, I heard he's a wanker"
*British Bager walks in the room*
John and Tim: "FUCK OFF BAGER!"

by Not leonbastard August 30, 2022

The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.

The British Apocolypse is upon us lot

by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018

british chainsaw

the british chainsaw is where you eat a girl out so good she squirts blood becuase your teeth are fucked up. becuase your british.

girl, im gonna british chainsaw you.

by meezu June 3, 2021

British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.

Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??

by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018

Get British

A term used when describing a night that entails heavy intoxication.

Friend 1-Yo, its been a really long week.
Friend 2-Lets go out and Get British!
Friend 1- ELLOOO!

by Zacajewia<3'sWilberHall2011-12 October 14, 2011