bend

bend - to form into a curved shape, up to approx 90° and 1) with your body, I.e. "Jacqui was going to bend over the railing, but wasn't willing to risk the consequences.

2) in a road. "Be careful on Underhill Drive, there's a sharp bend in the road. "
3) other objects can *bend* such as wire, paper clips, etc.
"If you bend my bobbie pin too far, it'll break."
"A tree branch will bend to a certain degree, but will eventually break if too much pressure is applied."
by MaryJane Potter June 8, 2019
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bend a knee

To get bumbed by your dead nan
God you got bend a knee
by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017
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A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?

Globefohufoijsm.

Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020
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fuck bend

I threw my back out and now I can't fuck bend.
by Rayven00 March 30, 2021
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Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022
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The Bends

When you are swimming along and come to the surface to shallow waters and get sick sick
Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022
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The Bends

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
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