bend - to form into a curved shape, up to approx 90° and 1) with your body, I.e. "Jacqui was going to bend over the railing, but wasn't willing to risk the consequences.
2) in a road. "Be careful on Underhill Drive, there's a sharp bend in the road. "
3) other objects can *bend* such as wire, paper clips, etc.
"If you bend my bobbie pin too far, it'll break."
2) in a road. "Be careful on Underhill Drive, there's a sharp bend in the road. "
3) other objects can *bend* such as wire, paper clips, etc.
"If you bend my bobbie pin too far, it'll break."
"A tree branch will bend to a certain degree, but will eventually break if too much pressure is applied."
by MaryJane Potter June 8, 2019

by Olliecanx_. September 1, 2017

A way to express mild to extreme confusion (or offense) at someone else's words. Identical usage to excuse me. First coined by a DJ.
Wow, that is one great booty!
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee ?
Globefohufoijsm.
Beg Your Parents On A Bended Knee?
by Mysterious DJ July 23, 2020

by Rayven00 March 30, 2021

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.
Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.
by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Man, that meeting was horrible on Friday. Gave me the bends after. I was crying in bed half the evening.
by Gina85 January 14, 2022

When you gotta poop so bad but are nowhere near a toilet and your body starts that up and down motion and weird bent over walk while looking for a bathroom to explode on!
I was at the mall after eating T-Bell and that shit gives me the bends. Took me 15 minutes to find a bathroom. I know I left marks in my boxers.
by Tony T-Bag January 25, 2023
