Susan

A female that gets passed around so much she might as well stay spinning o the table.

What did you get up to last night, fuckall went out for dinner but the Susan was broken

by ManhattenSawbones February 6, 2020

Susan Smith

Susan Smith is a mother of two. She is a soccer and wine mom. She loves her kiddos and she loves WAP.

*WAP - Waffles and Pancakes

Susan Smith: OMG girls I love to eat WAP so much!

Shelby Rogers: Same girl! I was gonna eat some WAP right now!

Deborah Ann: Well invite me girl, cause I'm hungry for some WAP!

by Queen Of Urban Dictionary May 26, 2022

Susaned

When you dislike someone in your friend group so much you make a new friend group but its just the same friend group without that bitch susan.

Bro, she's gonna get susaned

by ebaril101 October 30, 2019

Susan

A Susan is the opposite of a Karen. She is leftist and will go ghetto on your ass as soon as look at you if you say something out of turn.

That Susan just busted open a can of whoop ass on that gun toting redneck.

by RyRyPaprika April 9, 2021

MAGA Susans

(noun) – White, upper-class suburban women who helped elect Donald Trump, believing they were voting for a return to "traditional" Republican values, only to unknowingly support white Christian nationalism, authoritarianism, and Project 2025. Similar to the “Karen” stereotype but specific to Trump loyalists who fell for the illusion of restoring America while actually enabling its democratic decline.

"I thought my aunt was a reasonable conservative, but turns out she's a total MAGA Susan."
"MAGA Susans are gonna be real quiet when their Social Security checks stop coming."
"She still thinks she voted for Reagan-style conservatism—nah, she's just another MAGA Susan."

by MajorityRpt March 3, 2025

Lazy Susan

The sexual maneuver in which a person servicing another person with a dildo removes said dildo and with it slaps the former recipient across the face.

I plan to lazy susan that bitch

by GloryJoel September 15, 2019

Susan Boyle

The single most sexy lady in the lands

God she's a right Susan Boyle

by Moredoors May 22, 2020