Super straight

Super Straight is a sexuality that refers to closeted gay men who specifically have piss kinks.

Jim: Hey Tod.. so what’s your sexuality, i heard you were gay.
Tod: *whispers* shh my mom is over there she doesn’t know i’m gay. I am super straight!!

by AHHHHHSPEEDRUNNINGTHESENUTS March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A made up sexuality by Transphobic people where someone only dates someone of the opposite sex if they haven't transitioned into that sex

Person 1: Would you date someone who transitioned into the opposite sex?
Person 2: Nah man I'm Super Straight.
Person 1: Oh so your transphobic then.

by Kornfan28 March 7, 2021

Super straight

Transphobes that want trying to not sound transphobic

Person 1 ( aka transphobe ) hey I’m coming out as super straight—
Person 2 ( aka person with common sense ) no.

by Just me ,was taken March 21, 2021

Super straight

A sexuality used bu secret gay men who are in denial of their attraction towards men.

Bob: Yeah I’m super straight.
Tom: Oh I didn’t know u like men.

by gayperson200 March 7, 2021

Super Straight

A "sexuality" used by transphobes

A:I would never date a trans woman
B:Why?
A:I am super straight
B:My brother in Christ, you are dumber than me and my skull is misshapen due to blunt force trauma I suffered to the head as a child

by Your local skinwalker June 18, 2023

Super Straight

an excuse to be transphobic
(I can reclaim the t slur)

person 1 : I wouldn't date a tranny I'm super straight but I'm not transphobic
person 2 : bro wtf are you on
person 1 : lmao bozo cry ratio l 😂🤣
person 2 : get help

by Melody.xml September 9, 2021

Super straight

Someone who wont ever be gay, bi or omisexual but would date someone who is gay, bi or omisexual

Isn’t homophonic

Friend: what is your sexuality

You: I’m super straight

Friend: what about your partner

You: oh she’s fine but I glad I can pull her since she’s bi

by Henta¡ protag January 23, 2022