A porno involving Steven Seagal. Some famous pornos of him were Out for an Orgy, Hard to Penetrate, and Buddha or Bust. In these pornos, Steven Seagal is most known for dropping up to a gallon of semen on Japanese girls when the scene is almost over. That's assuming he doesn't choke them out first. You'll know for sure that you're watching a Steven Seagal porno if you hear crazy techno music in the background - music you can only dance to in a speedo. Most of these were made in the 80's but there are a few that were made past 1990 and even into the 2000s!
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
In short, it's a porno featuring Steven Seagal as the star.
Well I spent my Thursday evening watching a Steven Seagal Porno. It was the one where he goes into the gym wearing only his underwear and fucks every girl in the cardio section except for this obese one.
by Nosferatu1488 March 12, 2010
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Get the steven baldwin mug.Steven is the type of guy who gets called daddy by a stupid thot and then realizes he doesn't need a girl to call him daddy when he has some of the best friends u could ever ask for like his best friend Doster and his black man Keion and his titan Sam and the weeb Zach and our one true dumbass Brady but Steven loves all his friends. Steven is the type of guy who is alright in smash bros but can never defeat Sam even when he uses jigglypuff and Steven uses his man Marth but he's better than most of his friends and is pretty equal to doster when it comes to smash bros. But above all else Steven's man mans is his boi Kirby thats all that matters to steven in the long run as long as kirby is alive steven is too also he will only use blue or pink kirby.
My mans Doster said to Steven u stupid as a bitch and then Steven said I'm not as stupid as brady at least and then Doster said no one is as dumb as brady
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