Squid Eye

Someone who's eye is messed up and you can't tell which way or what they are looking at.

I can't tell if Mrs Clifford is telling me or you off she has a squid eye.

by N!COLE April 14, 2007

squid man

1. Squid Man is a supernatural, aquatic deity who is associated with smiles, dances, and Vanilla Ice. When several people combine all of these in one situation (the dance must be squidlike), the spirit of Squid Man will bless them with long life and charisma.

2. Squid Man is an action taken, typically by one or several individuals which is a distinct dance done while in the sitting position, arms outstretched and waving like squid tentacles. The more people do this at once in a circle, the more squid-like momentum is built up in the center of flailing limbs. This can only truly be done while "Ice Ice Baby" is playing in the background. Don't knock it till you try it. Seriously, it will change your life.

1. "If Squid Man were here he'd put a smile on that face".

2. At our weekly "servants of the squid meeting" we drank half a keg and did the squidman for an hour straight. It was epic.

by Dooblah November 24, 2010

squid game

death

squid game

by nicothebitch November 28, 2021

Squid Game

When you are going down on a girl and she starts squirming, causing her lips wrap around your face like tentacles.

I was going down on my Tinder date last night and she gave me the squid game.

by The Scoob October 14, 2021

squid fucking

When a male cannot get erect during sexual intercourse

Jimmy, why won't your Molly wopper solidify? Is this squid fucking? :O

by Dick muncher283 July 2, 2016

Sales squid

A derogatory term for a salesman who works in high tech. Frequently seen wearing the blue shirt yellow tie "power dress" combination, as this tends to impress naive non-engineers. The sales squid tends to embody all of the slippery, spineless character flaws typically associated with bad sales people.

Have the sales squids from IBM turned up for the meeting yet?

by klausfiend July 31, 2011

jigging for squid

orig. a term for squid fishing; now can mean older women pursuing younger men; derived from the use of "squid" to connote high school freshmen

Did you hear Brenda got divorced and took up with a 20 yr old? Man, she can sure jig some squid!

by mo-nina June 27, 2005