spongebob

(verb) To intentionally or unintentionally scrape one's front teeth on another's phallus while performing fellatio, in the same manner as Spongebob Squarepants did with a chocolate bar, in the episode "Life of Crime". This is generally unintentional, and due to the lack of experience of the person giving fellatio.

"Jane gives awful head, she spongebobbed me for three minutes before I told her to just stop."

by princeofplutonia April 15, 2019

Spongebob squarepanties

The girl version of Spongebob

Spongebob: Hey Patrick, meet my new girlfriend! Spongebob Squarepanties
Patrick: What's a girlfriend?

by The Keyboard Guy May 25, 2023

Spongebob

Spongebob is used to describe a giante massive horse cock.

1.Omg That Horse Has a Giant SpongeBob!
2. I know right!

by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021

Spongebob

Spongebob is used to describe a giant horse cock

Hey That horse has a huge Spongebob
I know right!

by Cheeseyturd December 5, 2021

hey spongebob what are yall eatin

YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

Sandy: hey spongebob what are yall eatin
spoinkle doink: YOU CANT HAVE ANY GET THE HELL OUTA HERE!!!!

by Mr. Squidward February 28, 2024

Impeccable Spongebob

When that impeccable sponge-bob comes to work late, reason being that he had to shave his balls, he shows squidward and then Mr Krabs witness’s the immaculate shaving skills then Patrick comes and and orders a burger with extra meat, which leads all characters getting hard, truly a gratifying experience.

Oh my god, is that impeccable spongebob getting to work LATE?!

by TopBoy420 December 4, 2020

Spongebob video

doing a spongebob video is the act of talking a lot of drugs then cutting off your penis on camera after playing a spongebob clip and you have to make sure that you can here the dick being absolutely severed against the counter.

dude i just pulled a spongebob video
bro i spongebob videod like john the other night

by dickmaster42069 January 10, 2022