soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

Soggy Ron

The art of multiple male participants standing in a bukkake formation spunking onto Renalds head, therefore creating a brylcream like styling gel.

Me and the boys gave Renalds a soggy ron

by Kontex February 17, 2021

soggy taint

When you have a massive diarrhea but when you wipe you don't get all of the extra poo off your taint therefore causing the taint to stay wet and sweaty leading it to become soggy.

Hector: Emma, can you pass me a roll of toilet paper I had diarrhea.
Emma: Yes but make sure this time you whip really good, your soggy taint started to smell last time.

by Paytonglaser April 14, 2017

Soggy squid

When eight or more guys cum on a vagina and then use their hands to slop it around, getting cum everywhere.

"Hey do you know if Becky got her infection checked after those guys gave her a Soggy Squid last party?"

by Debonathesquidman February 22, 2019

Soggy beef

When a female stays in the pool for to long and her vagina lips hang a little to low

Yo Pam your soggy beef is hangin out of ur bathing suit

by Deez-nuts-large August 28, 2022

soggy crouton

The act of soaking your balls in salad dressing before forcefully inserting them into your girl's ass while screaming at the top of your lungs "WELCOME TO THE HIDDEN VALLEY!!"

I hope my girl gets here soon because my sack has been basting all day in this dressing and I need to give her the soggy crouton.

by FittyTucker July 12, 2016

soggy nuggs

The wet residue on the outside of a McDonald's chicken nugget when two nuggets get stuck together and pulled apart

At McDonald's the worst you can get is some soggy nuggs

by Tonald Dump January 28, 2017