soggy tosser

Somebody with constant wet hands and poor coordination

Look at this dude he can't even drive properly! Wtf is he doing!
Fucking "Soggy Tosser"

by HARDNORMALDADDY November 3, 2015

soggy nuggs

The wet residue on the outside of a McDonald's chicken nugget when two nuggets get stuck together and pulled apart

At McDonald's the worst you can get is some soggy nuggs

by Tonald Dump January 28, 2017

soggy bats

When someone's has soft punches

"You have soggy bats"

by Leah Charles worth July 29, 2017

soggy toes

When your in the bathtub too long your toes get soggy that is also called grandma toes

Man 1: I’ve been in the bath too long man
Man 2: oh my god look you have soggy toes
Man 3: mmm snack for later..

Man 4: ayo

Man 5: why am I even here

Man 6: idk why I’m here but I don’t like soggy toes

Man 7: same

by Watery pizza July 13, 2022

soggy bacon

When a girl expects a guys junk to be erect and happy to see her, and sadly comes to realize its flaccid, or "soggy". Like the actual soggy bacon, its disappointing.

Mike: Hey man, how was that chick last night?
Jaquare: Shit, man. I thought I was ready, but I pulled a soggy bacon on her.

by abofdrjizz June 27, 2014

Soggy yolo

Spelling yolo with cereal in a toilet

My sibling got mad at me, so he gave my bathroom a soggy yolo

by CJ Kuechly May 20, 2015

soggy porrige

Soggy porrige is when you and a group of guys get a bowl with crushed buscuits and everyone stands around the bowl and jerks off into it. The last person to cum has to mix it all together and eat the "porrige"

I played a game of soggy porrige last night, I loved it! I didn't cum last.

by TheWeedler4:19 June 7, 2017