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paraphotomic slumber

When one drifts in their mind to an off place and subsequently receives a pinched from the 'other side' while in wake consciousness
Random Person: I was imagining myself playing drums, but there was a tear in my snare. I put my finger over it, and hit the snare and my finger shot with pain.

I got up from bed and walked away from my Paraphotomic Slumber
by James Q Collins January 8, 2012
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lumber slumber

Lumber slumber:
When you sleep like a log. Sound asleep. Log, lumberjack.
She fell asleep on the couch watching full house again! She's in a deep lumber slumber.
by POOBS November 13, 2013
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cunt slober

It's a mixture of saliva and pussy juice remaining after being eaten out.
Becky just ate out Jane and now there's cunt slober on my dick.
by Matti2dV March 24, 2016
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Anal sluce

The gelatinous ooze that seeps out of a freshly pounded asshole, comprised mainly of blood, semen, lube, and fecal matter.
Clean yourself up please. I don't want all that anal sluce on my moms new comforter.
by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018
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ghetto slumber party

A gathering of folk usually in under developed cities and locations with poor economies.. felandering in a consensual and yet erotic manner. They congregate in run down establishments such as old condemned apartment buildings, under bridges and inside of dumpsters. They partake in mutual penetration usually on top of dirty mattresses covered in the seminal fluids of stray animals. Ghetto slumber parties have a history of massively increasing your odds of illegitimate children and the contraction of STDs, as well as potentially getting your wallet stolen. Contraception is frowned upon.
Oh shit baby run down and get a bottle of liquor and some scratch offs at the packy store.. we were invited to a ghetto slumber party!
by Ghetto slumber party June 12, 2018
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heavy slumber

Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 4, 2018
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Slippery Slubling

When you are eating the ass out on your girl and some poop slips out of her anus and into your mouth.
Yo dawg, I going down on this girl last night and she did a Slippery Slubling on me.
by da_boss_99283746 December 15, 2020
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