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Some fat behind orange and cyan fox thing that does the funni. Hates lean I guess honestly I legit have no idea what to put here like we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel for funny stuff right now. I’m literally using my fursona like how is that even funny like Fr.
“Have you heard of that stupid skip?”

“Sadly I have and he has the big dumb
by Skipper fox March 20, 2022
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Skipping the gym

Being a pussy bitch like chance and not going to the gym and blaming it on other people
Lucas went to the gym late so I’m skipping the gym
by Trillvin December 5, 2023
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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skipping stones

Going in two anal beads at a time instead of one
My girl likes to take me out and show how good she is at skipping stones
by PiManTrips February 28, 2015
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Seaview Skip

Any Ford car produced at the old factory in Seaview, Lower Hutt, New Zealand.

Antipodean take on the Dagenham Dustbin. The term most commonly applies to the British sourced models from the 1960s-1980s.
Some of NZ's best selling cars such as the Escort and Cortina are Seaview Skips.
by bdwg September 28, 2012
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Skipping Shards

The act of selling or Trading Methamphetamine on a street level
If I do so snout. Lb of shard Skipping I'll get that new bike homie

I'm just out here skipping shards puddle pounding on these puddle sluts. Living my best life Karen
by IMSO8UP September 4, 2025
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National skip school day

December 10th is national skip school day

If you go to school on December 10th you will have bad luck
Freddy are you going to school tomorrow

No Ella it’s national skip school day
by Djsihs December 8, 2019
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