silent scuba diver

When you silently urinate by submerging your dong into the toilet and pissing with no sounds or splashing.

It was real late and I didn't want to wake the baby, so I had to go silent scuba diver.

by chughes January 10, 2007

Silent but Violent

When one is able to fart quietly but still keep the awful aroma circulating.

John: Dude did you you just pull a silent but violent?

Mike: No, but I think it was Emily. She's had a hostory of them.

by jisherjally September 10, 2013

Silent Revision

Any update to a product that is sold in the same model designation as the previous variation.

Sennheiser made a silent revision to their HD600 headphones

by Hoytmaster February 6, 2020

Deadly Silence

When im ing or texting and one person toalty stops talking making it very awkward

Fred-yo did u get the time fore sallys party to night?
John-no we were in the middle of the canversation and she gave me the deadly silence
Fred-Damn that sucks

by VMIman January 29, 2009

Awkward silence mode

When in a relationship. Both parties don't talk to each other anymore because they are not interested in each other or when they start talking but the confersation ends after five or ten minutes.

Person one: 'Kate and Steve used to talk to each other for hours and now they just don't. They sit next to each other and do nothing'

Person two: 'They are in awkward silence mode. So sad.'

by MaYa4 March 11, 2010

Mishovy Silenosti

Has horrible teeth

Will never get a girlfriend

Misha has an acceptable youtube channel with many weird and strange and by far CRINGEY! videos.

If you see Misha in real life RUN!!!!!

Has the worst teeth on the planet (I know Its above but IDC)
What you should do in case this happens

(not really tho)

Stay away from Misha

I play pokemon go everyday- Misha

girl- OMG my new boyfriend is Mishovy Silenosti!!

Friend- *shoots girl with gun*

Friend- you should be thanking me... I saved you

Misha- I HAVE HORRIBLE TEETH AND IM OBBESSED WITH POOP!! DATE ME!

by random76 October 9, 2020

silent morning

A morning in which is free of talking from the girl you just boned the night before.
or
a morning where you wake up and find out the girl has left...leaving the room quiet and peaceful

"Man, last night I boned this boom broad and the next morning she smiled at me and then eventually left. No hassles, no strings attached...was the best silent morning I ever had"

by Don Stefano July 29, 2008