Dirty Shurmanator

(Durt-E Shur-Min-A-Ter)

Definition 1:

A man that fingers his girl before work, doesn't wash his hands, and then proceeds to shake hands with customers all day to transmit the pussy smell onto them.

Definition 2:
When a man eats his girls pussy before work, and wears his covid face mask while working so he can smell his girl's pussy all day.

Definition 1 Example:

Man 1: Dude, you smell like pussy. Did you get laid?
Man 2: Nah, I think that salesman is a Dirty Shurmanator.

Definition 2 Example:
Boss: Hey, you know you're outside. You don't have to wear your mask.

Worker: Oh I know, I'm a Dirty Shurmanator today.

by Wibby Wu-tang January 22, 2021

Ed sherran

THE HOTTEST SEXY LITTLE GINGER TWINK MAN MAKES ME MOAN, STICK A HAIRBRUSH UP MY ASS, AND IRISH DANCE TO THE SHAPE OF YOU WHILE SNORTING STEROIDS. MAKES ME CREAM OUT PHOTOGRAPHS WHILE TWIRLLING MY HAIR AND AGGERISVLY BITING MY LIP. MY FAVORITE FOOT FETISH, SQUIERLY DADDY DINKY BADDIE BABYGIRL WITH GINGER PUBES.

Every night I beat my meat to Ed Sherran because he's daddy and has a monstrous cockity cock.

by bigjuciymommy206 November 21, 2021

Mratyunjay Sherma

'Mratyunjay Sherma' usually a name for homosexuals or gays, they are always ass at video games and very ugly in real life and fat, mostly from India and smell like shit.

Holy shit! It's 'Mratyunjay Sherma'

by am bout to cum March 19, 2022

edward sheran

Stan ed sheeran 🥳 Ed sheeran is Edward sheeran just spelt different lol

Edward sheran is so emo

by Eggmastersophielol April 5, 2022

Egg Sherean

Meowmids idol

Why does meowmid simp for egg sherean

by Meowmidhater April 20, 2022

Isaac Sharman

An incredibly obese individual that is known to roam his house for any scrap of food he can find.

me: "I just saw a really fat guy"
Friend:"must have been Isaac Sharman"

by Isaac_Shartigga June 11, 2022

ed sherran

a ginger nut biscuit probably no ginger pubes very veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy sus and gay

why are your pubes ed sherran colured

by harry styles looks like messi September 4, 2022