Spanking gear

Another word for thong. Spanking does not always involve sexual contact, especially between strangers; thus potential bottoms are asked to wear thong underwear.

When I saw that sexy policewoman, I wished I had been wearing spanking gear.

by sasgon February 19, 2009

C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)

The public flogging that takes place on C-SPAN of government officials, corporate bigshots, et al. Usually manifested in the form of relentless, fact-based interrogation by Members of Congress on unsuspecting (yet arrogant) government officials appearing before Congressional subcommittees when they try to pull a fast one by spouting fuzzy logic to defend/justify their reasoning for inane decisions that would inevitably harm American citizens and their descendants. (e.g., knuckleheaded spending programs, tax increases, etc.)

Search YouTube for "Rep Paul Ryan questions OMB Peter Orszag on President Obama's budget savings" .... Orszag undeniably received a "C-SPANking (Root: C-SPANk)" from by Rep "Bulldog" Ryan...he was owned!

by JSC66Austin August 27, 2009

7 mile spanking machine

7 miles of people ready to spank you as you crawl between their legs. See heaven

Daddy see if your friends can give me a 7 mile spanking machine

by RodgerC26 June 11, 2018

Sharking

When a man cuddles up with his sleeping partner and pokes him/her/it with his erect penis.

Martin kept sharking me awake.

by wiffizzle May 5, 2009

Spanking

Awsome or good

"How is your day going?"
"Spanking Fam!"

by RealMeaningsBroo July 25, 2018

skanking out

When a female who is generally well behaved lets her actual personality come out and reveals her skanky side.

When I told her I couldn't pick her up, she totally started skanking out on me.

by unraged June 23, 2009

Shaking the can

To give a handjob.

Last night she started shaking the can until it exploded

by Nathaniel77 October 17, 2009