shacid

A "day after St. Patrick's Day" shart that causes butt crack skin burns while it sits on your ass skin as you drive home to change your underwear.

As I was talking to a colleague in the parking lat the morning after St. Paddy's Day, I tried to squeak out a little fart. Unfortunately, a bunch of poo came out instead. I made an excuse to get back in my car to drive home and change my underwear. By the time I got home, my top layer of ass skin was burned from the toxicity of the shart. It was pure shacid!

by wheatnutz April 26, 2014

Shack Mom

Your dad's live-in girlfriend

I love going to my dad's house and visiting with my Shack Mom.

by belah lavender November 6, 2014

shaced

Being shit faced

After drinking that 5th shot last night I was shaced!

Did you see how shaced that girl was last night? She threw up on my dog...

by jeytey January 15, 2015

shackford

Someone who is one gender and likes another gender so much they become that gender

that guy is such a shackford

by thatoneboiyaknow December 11, 2017

shack ass hoe

Someone that is broke.

Robert is a shack ass hoe.

by Duck ass Josh May 18, 2018

Shacham

The whitest shade of white that the human eye can see. Can cause blindness if stared at too long.

"Look at that poler bear! He is very shacham"

by Daniel modrik June 16, 2018

Shackled to the Sauce

Approximately four chicken wings deep, when the level of buffalo sauce on your fingers reaches a point where you can no longer touch any other object in sight (beer glass, cell phone, etc.) without smearing sauce all over it

The waitress didn’t bring any wet naps, I’m not touching these wings until I know I won’t end up shackled to the sauce forever

by Douche Nuke May 10, 2018