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Semen Demon

The monster of shame that lurks within the darkest parts of you, urging you to release him.
Fred: Fuck me dude, the Semen Demon is getting really antsy!
by DickoMode27 June 8, 2019
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semen snorkeling

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009
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semen demon

an evil entity or entities that instigate sexual addiction in men.
I have semen demons in my nuts.
by talleres December 7, 2010
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Sawdust and Semen

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"
Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
by The Jiggle May 24, 2006
mugGet the Sawdust and Semenmug.

semen cake

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.
EW! No one wants your semen cakes, they taste like shit.
by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008
mugGet the semen cakemug.

Semen Demon

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.
"Bro I found a semen demon last night"
"Holy shit I'm lovin these semen demons"
by spexo May 8, 2022
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