by DickoMode27 June 8, 2019

when a person is wearing a veterinary cone over their head, to cum some much on a persons face, most likely requiring at least 9 guys cumming on one person, that they must use a snorkel.
If she hadn't been using that snorkel, in the act of semen snorkeling, she would have literally drowned in cum.
by Creative Pervert and his bro January 28, 2009

by talleres December 7, 2010

If you can quickly slip this phrase into a conversation, it'll keep the dumbest person present thinking for a while, then suddenly exclaim, "Wait.. WHAT?"
Elis: What took you so long?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
Lucia: I had to shower!
Frank: Why not shower later?
Lucia: I was dirty!
Elis: Would you rather be covered in sawdust and semen?
Lucia: Yes! Wait... WHAT?
by The Jiggle May 24, 2006

A mixture of fried semen and pubes floating in anal juices. Often made to look like the spanish dish flan to trick first time users into addiction.
by Jugo's Soldiers November 6, 2008

A demon that jacks you off the very nanosecond you look at 3 pixels of porn, it seduces you and eventually gets addicted to your cock.
by spexo May 8, 2022
