by Jan2theIce July 10, 2020

A broke ass nigga that tried to change his name for a new start.
He still broke and probably relies on his dick which is uncut .
He still broke and probably relies on his dick which is uncut .
by Sexymama July 24, 2015

Jack fingered Jill's ass, dipped his finger in glitter, and wiped it across Jill's upper lip. Jill's said, "Thanks for the Brony Sanchez!"
by Brony Sanchez October 21, 2022

The act of unrolling the toilet paper part way, then wiping a shit-laden finger on the tissue, then carefully re-rolling it. The future victim encounters a shitty piece of tissue, much to their horror and disgust.
by The Pirate of Pissants December 24, 2013

An alias used by males trying to get girls at the local bar or pub. Matt Sanchez is the fictional half-brother of New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez. This is believable because noone actually wants to be related to Mark Sanchez, yet he is famous and good looking enough to attract attention.
Guy: Hey, my name is Matt Sanchez, brother of New York Jets starting quarterback, Mark Sanchez
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
Girl: He sucks monkeyballs, but lets fuck anyway
by Sandycheeks1 December 14, 2013

Variation on a rusty trombone. Sexual act where a man receives a rimjob, but is simultaneously circumcised.
by A. Cox Hucker December 12, 2012

Similar to the Dirty Sanchez - It s where a man smears cum on the upper lip of the female creating the illusion she has a white moustache, similar to an Albino's hair colour.
by Ethal The Frog September 22, 2013
