She's up for that threesome but whatever you do make sure we don't cross swords or I'll finish her off alone.
by muffmeister August 29, 2020
by Jay the dick July 01, 2016
When a man is having intercourse in doggy style (vaginal or anal). Right before his moment of release he pulls out and spreads the females ass cheeks open and climaxes in the middle. Then he places his slowly softening penis in the middle and proceeds to spread up and down.
Brandon: Hey! Dude last night I was having some rough sex and was totally swording the wall. Her cheeks were stuck together all night!
Tyler: Nice.
Tyler: Nice.
by lilman33 October 26, 2011
by Gaybe111817 May 23, 2017
by hey.look.niff.its.me December 11, 2018
Using this tool will make the job faster, but also more dangerous, it's a bit of a double-edged sword
by Superfast Jellyfish October 26, 2015
The act of burying your giant pork sword deep into some random whores wind pipe. After achieving balls deep impact, you blow a massive load of man chowder into her waiting lung. Thus, causing her to develop a sudden bout of pork sword pneumonia.
I dragged home some local tavern ham the other night and absolutely wrecked her mouth with my sweaty thunder sausage . Mabel was looking for a good time, but now she’s just hoping to recover from her nasty case of pork sword pneumonia!
by Truckertittycity January 27, 2018