PornHub Swimming Shorts

Someone who constantly gets boners for ugly chicks so has to get special made porn shorts to hide them

Look at that fat old guy wearing those Pornhub Swimming Shorts. Ha what a dweeb

by BigTiddie23420blaze69 October 27, 2019

take the kids swimming

For a gay man, it refers to him taking a dump. The "kids" are really turds, analogous to a woman's childbirth

That was a big meal we had. It's time for me to take the kids swimming.

by bigredtaurus April 17, 2016

swimming in the same pool

Coined by the infamous 'Slammer Bitch', this term refers to those meth heads that use intravenous methods to not only shoot meth, but use the same spoon or can as others to mix their dose

When I shoot up, I never like swimming in the same pool as another junkie.

by Duke Eberle May 15, 2015

built-in swimming-trunks

A.k.a. thighs --- a guy can temporarily hide his "junk" by tucking it back behind him and then pressing his thighs together, so that he is at least a little more "decent" if he's unexpectedly "caught in the buff".

A gal doesn't really have much of anything particularly "obvious" to hide "down there", so she wouldn't need built-in swimming-trunks; now, if only she had something "up top" to hide da "baby-feeders" in an emergency... I guess her arms and hands can sometimes adequately suffice, although that is usually only effective if she's fairly "small" in the "girly" department.

by QuacksO August 18, 2018

Swimming Pool eyes

When eyes are red from smoking weed. It looks as if they had been swimming all day.

see also Chlorine Eyes

Damn, that guy has swimming pool eyes.

by Reghan Moselle February 05, 2011

swim in the gene pool

the act of cumming in one's Listerine bottle at a party.

Jimbo: How was that party the other night?
RyeGuy: Hella lame! Except when Dready took a swim in the gene pool.
Jimbo: Sheeeet!

by rjr11772 February 04, 2009

Local Swimming Pool Bitching

When someone bitches, complains or refuses to use their local swimming pool for whatever reason. Often an excuse for lack of swimming skill or ability. Local swimming pool bitching is the lowest of the low and should not be tolerated in modern society.

Toby: why don't you swim at your local pool?

Elliot: because I have no common sense and I drive 15miles to an Identicle cuboid full of water.

Toby: what's wrong with the local pool?

Elliot: I dislike the Shape.

Toby: stop local swimming pool bitching, fuck a dog

by TheElderPrawn October 18, 2011