Swagsson

An individual who identifies as an emo-anarchist, and who spends the majority of his/ her days deeply involved in online fantasy games. A Swagsson will very rarely leave the house, and can be easily provoked. Swagsson's also often convert to vegetarianism, and openly refer to each other as members of the Swagnation, and other cringeworthy political movements.

"Man, do you think Andreas is going to come to the sommerhaus this year?"

"Nah, don't think so bro, he's being a bit of a swagsson."

by beefyboy69 October 27, 2018

Shawshank Redumption

I have to take a shit really bad and leave work because there is only one stall in the bathroom.

I gotta take a Shawshank redumption!

by Atomic Trix February 15, 2019

Swahsul

Verb. To define anything that contains 10 or more objects, people, places, or things.

Hey Mark! How many people did you see at the baseball game? Oh about a swahsul of them.

by Darkstar3050 April 10, 2019

Swansea

when you need to go to Swansea to catch up with him

"I told Vladim today I will be flying to Swansea in June."

by Krkič April 27, 2019

shawshank alarm clock

The Shawshank alarm clock is the act of waking up someone with hardcore anal

Friend: Why are there scratches all over your arms?
Me: I did the Shawshank alarm clock on my girlfriend today

by 3scort August 6, 2019

Shawshank

Stab a nigga up

Stab a nigga up, that's the shawshank redemption

by Leckdon August 16, 2019

Shawshanking

When you slowly chip away at your partner's sexual conservatism until the hole final opens and your crawling through a river of shit and coming up smiling on the other side.

"Awh mate, you done Stacey up the sewer pipe yet?"

"Nawh mate, she's a bit vanilla but I've been shawshanking her and I final got the butt plug in!"

by Church94 September 22, 2019