scottish suthons

When one gentleman is anally penetrating another, he stuffs both the penile shaft and testicles into the rectum. Following this, the 'giver' ejaculates, creating a "meaty filling".

Once the carnal act is completed, the 'giver' withdraws, but due to the sticky concotion, the reciever's rectum prolapses, crating a sleeve around the filling, which closely resembles a scottish haggis.

did you hear? Roy gave Bernie a Scottish Suthons. They had to call an ambulance.

by Cornelius Feltch February 26, 2011

Snottier

When your boyfriend won't go to the doctor for his cold and has increased mucus over a short amount of time.

I won't be hanging with my boo #1 on Xmas if he is snottier than today.

by KCon10s December 27, 2011

Scottsexual

A person who is attracted to Scott from LEGO Ninjago

Wait You're also Scottsexual?! HE'S MINE

by i_am_not_zane September 23, 2020

Scottish Christmas

When a man has lesbian sex with a women, made possible by the fact that the man is wearing a skirt, and that it is so cold out that his manhood has shrunken up inside of him, effectively making him a women.

She said she was bi but I don't believe her, because all she ever wanted was a Scottish Christmas

by S.E.X. Ed November 15, 2011

Scottish Rite Freemasonry

The specific area of Freemasonry existing in plain sight home to some of the most foul of the dirtiest blood thirsty deviant perverse Satanic demon posessed portals to hell contriving leery eyed old men in white chaffeur caps who happen to have a thing for young blonde haired blue eyed guys, that being said of which are all extremely homosexual and more extremely closeted, home to where some of the most bizarre rituals are conducted whereupon dead bodies are odiously played with and skulls drank from like some raunchy party at Puff Daddy's. A venerable whorehouse of deceit and ogre like men, its generally a good idea to stay far away from the demon portals.

Ah no wonder that guy in Norway snapped and killed all those innocent people, he was with Scottish Rite Freemasonry.

by 666357J753666 August 23, 2011

scottish bobsled

getting fucked from behind right in the ass while the fucker and fuckee are both wearing kilts.

Have you ever tried the scottish bobsled? I can do it better than anyone. I can play the bagpipes while taking it in the coolie.

by pepe July 30, 2004

Scottish skirted

to be "kilt", intentionally sounding like "killed." A play on words.

"We Scottish skirted those bastards in the game today!"

by K-Dub & J-Dub March 22, 2007