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Salmon Skin Roll

Complete awareness; Total state of awareness. Coming from from the japanese fighting style, Karate. When you have achieved Unagi, you can defend & prepare yourself from any danger at any given moment.
Rachael has salmon skin roll.
by Homes_01 December 4, 2020
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anti-salesman

A guy named Todd who doesn't like to sell things to his customers, even though he is a "salesman"
Customer
"hey Todd, I really like this tool you have here on your display"
Todd
"nah, you don't want to buy that, I heard it sucks"
Co-worker
"why are you such an anti-salesman?"
Todd
"Huh? what does that mean?"
*drool*...
by oinkymcporkchop June 15, 2011
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succulent salls

a succulent salls is the act when one man takes his own nuts, dips them in a fruit flavored topping and then gently basks the other mans face.
vinny told rich that last night was amazing. vinny said the favorite part of the entire evening was when rich surprised him after butt sex with a succulent salls. vinny loves raspberries and rich knew that, so he smothered his bb's in raspberry sauce before basking vinny's face.
by dusty zub's November 16, 2011
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Butt Salmon

A smelly fart that travels upwind.
Even though the wind is blowing in the opposite direction, your butt salmon traveled upstream and hit me full on in the face, defying the laws of science!
by SpcMcDee October 17, 2012
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Slippery Salmon

A double handed wristie/blow job that is heavily aided by copious amounts of lube. It is said this move is a perfect simulation of Rex Hunt juggling a fresh salmon. It is important to note that a Slippery Salmon is always finished with gentle kiss to the knob, before its thrown back to the sea, reminiscent of Rex Hunt's signature finishing move.
Guy 1: Dude, Tracey gives a mean slippery salmon.
Guy 2: Really?
Guy 1: Yeh, she emptied half a tube of lube on my dick and went boonta with two hands and a mouth
Guy 2: Mate, sounds unreal. Im going to hit my girl up
by Meetlof April 28, 2017
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touché salesman

Touché is used as an acknowledgment during a discussion of a good or clever point, usually after contradicting the user's previous point.
Adding 'salesman' to the end provides emphasis and a bit of humor, first used by Peter Griffin in Family Guy. Although Peter was actually speaking to a salesman, one doesn't necessarily need to be speaking to a salesman for this phrase to be used.
1) Peter: I'm pretty sure we've never had a volcano either.
Salesman: Well don't you think we're overdue for one?
Peter: Touché salesman.
by Freddy18 November 11, 2011
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sewer salmon

A large, perhaps misshapen, shit.
"I almost clogged the grinder with that sewer salmon!"
by Gil McTavish March 7, 2008
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