goat rodeo

An emergency situation that goes extremely bad.

Last night we had a real goat rodeo; it's the weekend payday syndrome.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

8 second rodeo

calling a girl by a different name while doing her doggy style, and trying to hold on for 8 seconds to release your load...

megan lets go and do doggy style you look so good in those pants. while in the act " oh my god carrie you feel so good" damn it 8 second rodeo here we go...

by rofaao October 9, 2008

polish rodeo

When you are getting your sexual partner from behind then spank her very hard, call her by a different name, and grab her by the hips. The objective is to try to hold on for as long as you can.

John did the polish rodeo to Sally last night, and rode a full 8 seconds.

by Sk8zero February 10, 2007

fat girl rodeo

When you're dancing or having sex with a really fat (and ugly) girl, and you're being really Romantic. Then, after a while, you go behind her, hug her round her neck and whisper sweetly into her ear saying something like...

"You're reeaaallly fat"

...And you have to see how long you can hold on

"Dude, I was having a hardcore session of fat girl rodeo at the club last night, you should'a seen her man, thank god she counldn't reach me."

Or..

My fat girl rodeo record with her is like a whole minute or something, you would have thought she'd have learnt the game by now...

by ZeroG91 September 1, 2006

wenis rodeo

An act performed by two people. Step one: One person grips another person's wenis firmly. Step two: Other person tries diligently to "buck" the other person from his wenis.

Friend 1: "Hey! The wenis rodeo is coming to town!"
Freind 2: "Oi! Let's go at it."
(Friend 1 grabs Friend 2's wenis. They proceed with the rodeo)

by MolliverLongwood April 1, 2010

Flint Rodeo

When you're on top fucking a girl and you say "you're the ugliest bitch i've fucked all week" then your friend hiding in the closet with a video camera bursts out and counts how long it takes for her to buck you off.

I rode a Flint Rodeo for 15 seconds last night

by Skot05 January 10, 2008

Minnesota Rodeo

n. Noun, v. Verb

is a Minnesota version of a Rodeo. When trees are young, they can be bent over, with satisfying results. While hanging upside down from this tree, a pre-determined shaker shakes the tree back and forth. How over long the participant stays on, is there score.

Hey, what was your Minnesota Rodeo score?
:Oh, I got ten seconds!

by Ginger>Daywalker December 6, 2009