la rod

fat man that play football

la rod is a boomer

by mr me 69 May 19, 2022

rod suit

A banana hammock, grape smuggler, or bikini bottom for aging men who no longer give a fuck and want to show their below average twig and berries

Dude, have you see Rod? Who the fuck is Rod? He’s my friends father. He got a dolphin tramp stamp and wears a rod suit to the beach. Barf.

by Funkurface July 2, 2021

Reliable Rod

The name given to a man you can have sex with safely, usually a boyfriend or FWB

Matt is a good guy, he's a Reliable Rod

by Los Muertos April 6, 2017

Rod Worms

Sperm.

Tina knelt before me. Waiting. Excited. Blam-o! Face full of rod worms!

Masturbating in the shower is messy. Hard to get the rod worms from between your toes.

by BeniusMaximus December 6, 2019

trash rod

Slang for the mosin-nagant bolt-action service rifle, often used by members of the gun comunity. The name came to be du to the heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)

John: Matt bought another mosin, still claims their better than other rifles.
Mark: Seriousley? another trash rod?

John: yea
Mark: someone needs to teach him what a good gun really is!

by Norwegain_dude2007 July 31, 2021

Power Rod

A dildo used to penatrate mens assholes

Dang i could use a power rod right now

by Power rod January 6, 2018

null rod

a really good type one sideboard card when playing against artifact decks. It says "NO!" to belcher.

Cody: It doesn't do anything!! Why would I put this on my board?

Mr. P: No, it does nothing.

by cody vinci December 16, 2004