Rice Calculator

A term of endearment towards any Chinese person, but primarily those who come to U.S. universities and achieve 4.0's purely to make their family proud.

While many consider "rice calculator" to be an insult, they tend to agree that it's normally a truthful statement.

Person 1: "Hey, you know that group of Chinese kids from class that always get perfect test scores?"

Person 2: "Yeah"

Person 1: "Why do they always speak in Mandarin and only hang out with the other chinks?"

Person 2: "Idk man, that's just what Rice Calculators do"

by AlohaSnackbarMaga May 31, 2018

Rice pudding

When a dude creampies a chick and is forced to eat her out after.

Said another way: when a male cums in a chick and then eats the cum out of her pussy.

Dude! I’d do dirty, dirty things to to that broad. Rice pudding.

by @profaneanorexic May 10, 2019

rice cake shark

A game played by children in California in which children violently gnash and bite rice cakes. The rice cakes are said to represent surfboards on which an imaginary surfer is balancing for dear life. The children act as sharks trying to eat or destroy the surfboard, and by extension, kill and eat the surfer.

Tammy thought her kids were normal, but that was until they day she found them playing rice cake shark.

by Mister Cancel July 29, 2008

Rice Creams ice cream sandwich

The ultimate ice cream novelty. Rice Creams combines a crispy rice and marshmallow wafer and ice cream in a variety of flavors. The combination of crunch and cream is an unbeatable frozen treat. There is nothing else like it on the market today.

I bit into a Rice Creams ice cream sandwich today and I was reborn.

This is the next "dippin dots"

by fullshred July 24, 2011

Rice burner

Basically just a Japanese car, usually with a fart can, but some people say it has to have stickers and a dangerously lowered suspension.

That civic is such a rice burner!

by Replayyyz August 25, 2013

rice crispy square

Rice crispy squares are a very good dessert made out of the cereal rice crispys and marsh mellows

"I love rice crispy squares! It's like there made with rainbows!"

by Trainboy March 2, 2014

rice bra

when you use the cup of your bra as a bowl to eat your rice out of

do you have any bowls?
no
have a bra?
ye
rice bra

by Yomela November 29, 2017