Lipachewsaures rex

A person who consumed a high dose of ecstasy and chews his lip like it's a piece of gum.

Pronounced: Lipa-chew-saures rex

Bro did you see that lipachewsaures rex tripping hard on ecstasy last night?

by Quiky Kakhys January 20, 2022

Flefasaurus Rex

A Flefasaurus Rex Is A Preistoric Animal That Lived Over 70 Million Years Ago! Unfortunatley They Were Hunted To Extinction By It's Main Predator, The Worm!

Unfortunatley, Due To The Flefasaurus Rex's Small Size, Inability To Run, Lack Of Muscular Strength, Inability To Fly, Unable To Defend Itself And Just Being Downright Retarded! The Flefasaurus Rex Was Hunted And Killed By An Animal That Was At The Bottom Of The Food Chain.

1) "Jerry, quick! Over here, I found something!"

"What is it Dave? This better be good!"

"I think I found a fossil"

"Whoah! that's a Flefasaurus Rex! The rarest creature of all!"

2) You're such a Flefasaurus Rex! (Meaning, stupid or retarded)

by SuperMike455 August 1, 2012

Rex Nonce

A bloke called Rex who’s just a raging pedo

Ellis: What’s Rex Nonce doing?
Joe: Probably fiddling kids.

by PenisQueefer692572 February 18, 2023

Cuckosaurus Rex

A genus of the family Cuckold. Identified not simply by the recognition of archetypal cuck behavior in men, but also an accompanying tyrannical pride in his cucking. This behavior need not be objective cuckoldry, it needs only be the personality stereotypes found in men which are summarily taken advantage of by women.

I first identified Jimmy simply as a Beta male. After learning he had a girlfriend, I realized he was a Cuck. Then noticing the ways in which he is proud of how he lets his girlfriend get the better of him I concluded he was actually a Cuckosaurus Rex.

by RobertCapa June 30, 2018

Douchosaurus Rex

By far the largest douche in its environment. Douchosaurus Rex is a fierce predator that walks around on two powerful legs. This meat-eater has a huge head and very small brain. Well regarded as the King of the douche bags and feared by all lesser douches.

That Douchosaurus Rex looks like he is ready to "throw down"...get ready to "bolt"

Yikes! look at the Douchosaurus Rex in the "wife beater" over there. They just don't grow "mullets" like that anymore.

by J-jizzles October 19, 2009

Cuntasaurous Rex

Someone who surpasses the Cunty Cunt in the stakes of Cuntness

I thought she was a keeper , then the real Cuntasaurous Rex came out

by Livsloveslearning November 22, 2014

Cuntasaurus Rex

This motherfucker is the queen of the cunts. she is pure evil steer clear of her you never know she might be your own mother. if she existed during the time of dinosaurs she more than likely would have survived extinction.

Your mom is the biggest Cuntasaurus Rex I have ever met in my life, Steven.

by hawtie45672 November 15, 2018