Religion 

Religion (only in reference to wrong religion)

R = Right (even when it's wrong).
E = Elitist.
L = Lying (Well; they can't ALL be right)?
I = Ignoring the real problems.
G = Gimme!
I = Ignorant.
O = Ornery (means: burdensome).
N = Nonsense (again; some of it).

Religion is the Opium of the masses.

Religion by Smeaglez April 10, 2024

Religion 

Fire insurance for the hopelessly immoral.

"My religion will save me from Hell."

Religion by Old-Crab May 2, 2024

religion 

Another word for Cult. While i think some religions are fine. most if not almost all religions are false beliefs that people follow to the grave. people think they can just horrible hate crimes or just murder someone and then pray. most don't use religion for the good they say they do."Leviticus 19:18: "You shall not take vengeance or bear a grudge against any of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself." most Christians don't follow this, in fact most Christians haven't even read the bible.

"Oh Hello There Young Lady, Wanna Join Our Religion?" "No, I'm an Atheist." "HOW DARE YOU!"

religion by SoClaos November 27, 2024

Religion 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion

Religion by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Religion 

one of the more common drugs

"I'm a good person."
"Why?"
"Because Religion! I believe that if I don't do good things, I will suffer eternal torture, so even though in my heart, I want to do bad things, and still often do, I have the moral superiority because I picked out a book to base all my beliefs on."
"What if you want to do something the book forbids?"
"That's the neat part. I can twist the book to mean whatever I want it to mean, so I can think I'm a good person, do bad shit, and control others, all in one fell swoop."

Religion by AphraBehn February 10, 2025

Religion 

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.

Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."

Religion by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Religion! 

When something is expected, of-the-norm, standard issue and typical. Often used by respected members of the Cornish heavy metal fraternity.

Derek: "Did you go to the gig last night then?"
Fergal: "Yep"
Derek: "Trashed?"
Fergal: "Religion!"

Religion! by Dantera February 7, 2010