Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 9, 2018

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023

Car Metabolic Rate

The rate at which the car eats fuel.

The rate at which the car takes fuel is known as Car Metabolic Rate.

by TheRealGuest October 19, 2022

Murda Rate

A young Argentinian killer from the streets of Newark known for his violent beat down at Jackson square and his infamous March 4th street brawl that he initiated and tore apart the rival gangs from Patterson.

“Yo, don’t look him in the eyes but Murda rate is walking towards us.

by Newarkslime March 6, 2023

bounce rate

Percentage of people that leave your site because

a) Too many heavy images
b) Lame content
c) Boring ads

probably to never come back.

Man, there was so little content amongst those ads, that site had a mad bounce rate of 90%!

by john.fisherman February 8, 2018

If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie

He would have just kept doing what he was doing for the rest of his life.

Hym "If I Wouldn't Have Made The First Billion Dollar R Rated Movie... If they would have left me alone... If the AI didn't work... If I hadn't said..."

by Hym Iam June 12, 2025

lawn rating

An activity that really board teenagers do to pass time. You walk around town with your friends and look at a lawn and give it a score 1-10

*summer time*
Mitch: hey, Joey, I’m sooooooo board
Joey: wanna go lawn rating?
Mitch: fuck it, yeah.

by LimaBean2029 August 9, 2021