Positionism

prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different position based on the belief that one's own position is superior.

The interesting thing was that I always associated positionism with Zlatan Ibrahimovic.

by Bootylicker256 January 14, 2017

Question Mark Position

A position assumed in which you're sitting with your head between your legs because of excessive alcohol comsumption.

James: "Steve, I was so shmangpieced last night!"
Steve: "Dude, I know, you question marked."
James: "I know, I woke up in the question mark position the next morning."

by sir james oquinn April 2, 2010

bluetooth position

After a man has finished railing a woman from behind he launches her down a flight of stairs and pours a giant bucket of blue powerade on her.

I utilized gave the bluetooth position at daka.

by Dr Emil Shauffhausen March 24, 2007

Electric Chair Position

A sexual position in which one partner performs a wall sit, while the other partner climbs on top of his/her legs. The partner on his/her legs then places their genitals in the mouth of the partner doing the wall sit. It is recommending to place hands firmly against the wall for balance during the oral sex. High ceiling are required to prevent head injuries.

"Hey Landon, my parents aren't home. How about we start up the electric chair position. You'll be shocked by the end."

by RayCharlesPlaysThePiano June 12, 2009

Pole position

Having sex with females on top and in front, while the male is on the bottom or at the back.

Women divorcing husbands and having abortions just to get "Pole position" by the Devil for his money... 👎🏿 WATO (what a turn off)!

by Essene.. July 26, 2016

Fecal Position

The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa.

Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!

by woodsman63 November 14, 2010

The Good Position

The position you get in when totally wasted so you dont get deaded when you puke

Dave: Dude are you going to be alright?
TH: Don't worry about it, I'm in The Good Position!

by Empeg9000 January 6, 2006