Let's blow this popsicle stand

WHITEST phrase ever made. It means to leave quickly after something went down.

Spy: We got the case.
Scout: "Let's blow this popsicle stand."

"Spy", "Scout", and "Case" are tf2 references

by Salty_God May 20, 2024

Popsicle Player

Term for streamers with an active audience.

Emma, you're a popsicle player!

by Digital Shark February 2, 2024

German Popsicle

When two gay men have anal sex with a long, hardened fecal log halfway out of the anus, one either penetrating the other with the turd, like an anal strap-on, or the shit alternating between the two partners, penetrating each other. Either way the position of the two is comparable to scissoring between two lesbians.

Joel and Saïd had a rough German Popsicle session last night.

by BenNetanyahu April 26, 2021

Smashed a box of popsicles

To be fed up with a situation

Yeah, I’ve just become very angry. I smashed a box of popsicles on Friday.

by Loren SanD May 5, 2025

popsicle factory

Another name for a place that the mentally challenged are housed.

Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."

by LXI483 January 30, 2023

Popsicle Party

A coming out party typically for gay men.

This Friday at 9 pm Kelly is having a popsicle party at his house.

by Vakos June 28, 2024

Electric Popsicle

A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.

"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."

"Oh yeah?'

"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"

by BillDozer357 April 17, 2010