by George Aroney September 9, 2014
Get the eduardo parkermug. guy1: hey did you pull a tony parker on my wife?
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
guy2: no of course not, you are my bro
guy1: then why did my wife pussy taste like your dick
by fassdasdf December 7, 2021
Get the Tony Parkermug. He is the definition of a gay lord. He smuggles 19 men in his house at once, and sucks their toe nails until its clean. Overall he's a communist that supports russia's views on how to take care of imepregnated cows and mother indians. FUcking bitch overall i love the shit he puts in my mouth omg, kiss my ass hairs and plunge them out with ur cheek bones!!!
Luke Level: DADDY PUT YOUR FINGER IN MY MOUTH AND PAINT MY DICKHOLE BLACK!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
Parker Pratt: Hey dont worry, my cheekbones will do the job!
by Kian Sucka February 19, 2020
Get the Parker Prattmug. by D STUDENTS May 28, 2018
Get the jonathan parkermug. a carnival that’s not really a carnival where all the teens go to hangout because they have nothing else to do
by yoyrmom June 12, 2022
Get the Parker’s Daymug. The man of the goofy goober, the man of the stupidity of the stupids and the man of a gamer we may say
by Daddyo 9000 69 420 June 19, 2021
Get the Parker Lamblinmug. 