Pansexual

Someone who is attracted to all genders (not bread or pans) from a pansexual myself, I find pansexual jokes offensive because they aren’t really funny and you just hear the same thing every time you tell someone that you are pansexual

Straight homophobic person: are you pansexual?

Pansexual person: yes

Straight homophobic person: does that me you like pans?

Pansexual person: no bitch, I fucked ur mom last night

by Esmeralda (T,TC daughter) July 30, 2023

pansexual

everyones hot

person 1:whys everyone hot?

person 2:ur pansexual?

by sneaky linkkk February 13, 2022

Pansexual

You find no sexual attraction to any sex, you just want to hit them in the face with a pan 🍳
(all jokes)

Mia: “Hey Kim, I just found out that I’m bisexual!! What are you?”
Kim: “Oh I’m pansexual..”
Mia: “Why are you pulling out a pan?..”
Kim: “Well that’s what being pansexual is, you have no sexual attraction to any sex, but you want to hit your friends in the face 😈”
Mia: “SHE’S A RUNNER SHE’S A TRACKSTAR 🏃🏼 ♀️🏃🏼 ♀️“

by Gillian Denai April 20, 2021

Pansexual

Sexually attracted to pans😋 (gender doesn’t matter, be cute and have a nice personality and my used, tattered, broken heart is yours bby😣)

“WHY IS EVERYONE SO HOOOOOOOT”
“You pansexual”
“Tf no why would I fuck pans?”

by SIZZIL May 19, 2022

Pansexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to crockery, especially pans.

Mah god, we gotta get that pansexual dude out of our Bed, Bath and Beyond.

by jik1131 September 22, 2019

Pansexual

A pansexual is someone who fucks cook wear and gets hard in a kitchen

greg: "Stacy is a Pansexual. She fucked my pan. im so angry at her."

by Pansexual97 July 22, 2023

Pansexual

Someone who really loves pans

Bob: I am pansexual.
Bob mama: So you fuck pans?

by Harry Bal Sag June 1, 2024