Puke Moses

If you want to move through a tight crowd, just start retching and gagging like you're going to vomit. Never fails to part a crowd. The Puke Moses.

How can we get out of this packed crowd nobody is moving?

- Puke Moses your way through

by Deviantmind Mich November 5, 2017

Panty Puke

(Verb) what happens when your girlfriend is so hammered she needs to shit and puke, but makes the wrong call on which one needs to happen first.

Cindy is stuck in the bathroom. The smell of her own shit caused her to puke into her gitch. Worst case of panty puke I ever saw. Someone should go help the poor girl.

by Angus McCracken February 12, 2020

Christmas Puke

Around Christmastime there is always that one house that goes completely overboard with the Christmas decorations. There are blow-up rain deer and Santas all over the yard. So much so that it looks just like Christmas puked all over the yard. That is "Christmas Puke".

Hannah couldn't believe the house next door had "Christmas Puke" all over the yard.

by Julesheart January 8, 2024

Air puke

The act of burping

Give me one second,I have to air puke.

by Jobdon June 23, 2016

Puke

Usually whenever you are sick, when you overindulge, and/or see/hear something disgusting.

Amy: I have such a bad stomach bug, i've puked at least 5 times.
Or
Amy: My god I ate too much pizza. I dont feel too good (lol)
Or
Amy: I just puked because I heard Mark talking about what he thinks bed is like.

by lqiwaenrdtay October 26, 2020

puke promise

A sworn oath made by a person out loud into a toilet in between uncontrollable dry heaves and torrents of vomit, offered as negotiation with God if He will end the pain.

"I puke promised to stop jackin off to nasty shit, but I threw up like four more times."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Unicorn Puke

Something very vibrant and colourful, but nevertheless, is still puke.

These colours don't mix at all. It looks like unicorn puke.

by Diriector_Doc February 18, 2022