clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 16, 2016

pudding bum

spoopy.

"you're a pudding bum"
"I don't know how to respond to that"

by as1a February 11, 2014

Pickle Pudding

The mixture created when your partner chokes and pukes on your dick while you’re cumming

I never felt more disgustingly accomplished until I made pickle pudding all over my boyfriends dick.

by Horizontal Time Machine October 24, 2022

Mustard on the Pudding

Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.

That last phone call was just the mustard on the pudding.

by StarmanG October 25, 2017

Pudding Glove

A condom used viciously in the rectum.

If it doesn't come out chocolatey you didnt go hard enough. Wash. Rinse. Repeat

I fucked this girl in her ass so hard when i pulled out, I had a pudding glove.

by Skiddly dank master August 25, 2019

Weak Pudding

Weak Pudding can be used in two ways.

1) Used as an insult to anyone for anything. Mainly stupidity and bad genetics.

2) The other use refers to your energy. Being tired or weak.

Bill: Man, I just cant seem to get any girls to like me. I dont know what it is, I must be a Doo Doo Head.

Tim: Damn Bill, you must have some weak pudding. Need to have that checked out.

by Chyef December 12, 2019

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012