The ultimate promise is that of a "pinky promise" the pinky promise is the most sacred of bonds which may only be undertaken in extreme circumstances. The pinky promise but be taken as an oath that one may not go back on. The oath begins with both parties interlocking their right pinkies with one another. Both parties will than state "I pinky promise..." followed by the promise, upon unlocking pinkies the ritual will be complete therefore creating an ever lasting bond between both parties. If all is done as directly stated above, the promise is now complete, if you miss any step or go out of order than the promise is unofficial and fradulent
"I just made the ultimate promise with my grandpa that we would never play the "tickle" game again as long as i never told my parents we ever played it in the first place"
by Thetrueultimatepromiselegend November 1, 2017
Get the ultimate promisemug. Insert 1 pinky into the Vagina and the other pinky into her Anus. Attempt to lock and shake the Pinky's together. If successful while both Pinky's are in connection with each other,whisper into the Vagina "It's you and Me forever or until something better comes along"
I didn't feel bad breaking up with Nikki, years before I had given her an Americano Promise, she knew this day could come, who knew it would be her sister.
by VaginaTestDriver November 26, 2022
Get the Americano Promisemug. He just malay promise me he said that he will be here 12hour ago but still said he is on the way here
by Limau_ais February 21, 2024
Get the Malay promisemug. stranger things S1 E2
Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.
El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.
*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*
Mike: I won’t tell her about you, I promise.
El: Promise?
Mike: it means something you can’t break. Ever.
*mikes mom yells for him*
Mike: please *then shuts closet door to hide el*
by Mouthbreather04 December 28, 2017
Get the Promisemug. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 16, 2025
Get the <7.9.7.6.>Let Us Get Out Of Here, I Promise<.8.7.7.9.>mug. Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by Wendysfg June 25, 2023
Get the Promise brandmug. by Nabi Ramirez March 7, 2022
Get the Pinky promisemug.