Testicle Oath

The highest from of promise a man can make. If a man breaks a testicle oath, another person is allowed to punch him as hard as they can in the testicles. Testicle oaths must be used with caution, but they are a sure-fire way to know if another man is telling the truth.

Patrick : "Hey man did you eat my underwear?"
Josh : "No way of course I didn't."
Patrick : "Testicle Oath?"
Josh : "Testicle Oath."

by Chac Culling March 23, 2023

An Oratsch

An Oratsch is quite a funny person. On the one site he trying to the hit the gym regulary, on the other site, he has to watch Andrew Tate videos during the making and the drinking of his protein shake (in which he ejaculates for more added proteins), to boost his small ego. The person never wants to be corrected, because he thinks he is an alpha male, which he is in fact not. If you try to correct him, he cries loud to stop you from talking. You recognize an Oratsch by his small height, his female looking long hair and his cute ass.

"Oh man Fabian! You're such an Oratsch again!!"

by SimonGb32 May 1, 2023

Imaginary Orthodoxy

Redeemed Zoomers idea of what Orthodoxy is. Not actually Orthodox at all, just a misrepresentation of the Orthodox faith.

Friend 1: Redeemed Zoomer told me that the Orthodox worship tradition.
Friend 2: That’s because he’s talking about imaginary Orthodoxy.

by Melted1776 December 20, 2023

Oriental Orthodox

The only true form of Orthodoxy

"I'm Oriental Orthodox"

by OwenTheGreat January 10, 2024

Oriental Orthodox

The actual, true Orthodox church, established by our Lord Jesus Christ through the holy Apostles, which has carried the true, uncorrupted apostolic faith through the ages.

The Oriental Orthodox Church is the One, Holy, Catholic, and Apostolic Orthodox Church.

by Amo Antonius January 10, 2024

Psy-opaths

Freaks who love to pay-op people into weird things.

Factcheckers are psy-opaths.

BBC Verify is such a Psy-opathic institution.

by Readmore13 July 4, 2024

Ultra Oath

In addition to being put under oath, the testifier is hooked up to a lie detector test, and a big Black guy is waiting to smack the shit out of them every time they lie.

Since perjury has become extremely common and totally unpunished, we need an ultra oath to ensure these pieces of dog shit tell the truth or face immediate punishment if they don't.

by Publius0987 March 14, 2026