by Sydnaro8 May 26, 2018
by floortimes207 January 11, 2011
"Can I get a large pizza please?"
"What do you want on it?"
"Just sweep the floor"
"The works? You got it."
"What do you want on it?"
"Just sweep the floor"
"The works? You got it."
by Weeblis August 24, 2023
Someone who has no life and just loves floors. Like they don’t sleep on no bed, nah they sleep on the floors because they think they be bad bitches but they ain’t.
by Wowfuckabitch November 20, 2019
The clothing style of putting on whatever is on your floor. Usually done when one is in a depressive mental state or for other reasons don't care about what clothes they're wearing
Guy 1: hey, have you changed clothes this week?
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
Guy 2: I'm too depressed, it's been floor fashion for me recently
by IAmAlexis November 23, 2020
When one poos his/her self on an unknowing person's floor. Popular in Central America as a welcoming to new neighbors or as an insult. The poo is often brown.
by smack_attack November 24, 2010
It's complicated. Laura just said the definition and you didn't even listen to it.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
You're visiting a friend, and you need somewhere to sit, but the couch is full. So you sit on the floor.
If you're the one to do that, then someone else reveals themselves and they're like wow, I love sitting on the floor too. I'll sit down with you.
And they don't think much of it. They just be on the floor, inspiring others to do the same.
Nobody knows what they want. Until they meet the floor girlie.
Person 1: "Yo, what's good? This party's poppin' but I can't find a seat."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
Person 2: "You can always pull a floor girlie and sit on the floor, my dude."
Person 1: "The floor girlie? Never heard of that one. You sure it's not some sort of weird fetish?"
Person 2: "Nah man, it's just the cool kids way of saying the one who's not afraid to sit on the floor when all the seats are taken."
Person 1: "I see, so she's like a floor sitting badass."
Person 2: "Exactly, she's the OG of floor sitting. She's like the Tony Stark of sitting on the ground."
Person 1: "Ha! I'm down for that. I might as well take a riské and join her. Who knows, I might even get lucky."
Person 2: "Bro, that's not what I meant and you know it. Keep it PG please."
by sahwi January 22, 2023