noob

1, a derisive term used to describe a person who has not wasted their life on a given subject by someone who has

2, a person who has seen the sun today

3, a person who is not easily fixated by blinking lights and sound effects

4, someone you should aspire to be like or emulate

5, a person who can reproduce without resorting to cloning or asexual reproduction
that noob didnt know how to find the hidden level in the game
by go outside sometime sadsack March 24, 2011
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noun; a naked boob, or tit, keep it simple. all these other definiions are way to complicated and unoriginal. Let's all agree that from now on, a noon, is anaked boob.
janet jackson was gracious enough to flash a noob for us when she had a ''wardrobe malfunction'' (p.s. what kind of phrase is that?)
by cathi robertson July 12, 2008
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A typically infantile term devised by basement dwellers (aka nerds) to identify anyone that does not share their habitat.
You're such a noob. Which is basically a compliment.
by feryl February 09, 2013
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anyone that's irrelevant or ignorant.
generally you playfully refer to your friends as noobs, when it takes them awhile to get something
teenagers can also be found referring to stupid teachers or coaches as noobs
Example 1:
Girl 1--"I really like wieners. Especially on hot dog day at school"
5 minutes later
Girl 2--"hahahahhaha i get it"
Girl 1--"what a noob"

Example 2:
Girl 1--"Did you hear what coach asked us at practice?"
Girl2--"Does it even matter what he said? He's such a noob."

Example 3:
Boy--"I was talking to the teacher earlier. He was trying to get fresh with me"
Girl--"Eww what a noob!"
by iamyourmomyabish February 05, 2014
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by The smartest kid you'll meet. September 23, 2020
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you are noob
you shoot like a noob
it is to abuse lose, people who cant play the game eg noobs usally dosnt refer to time, but more the skills of enought play
and
yes you are a noob
your mum is a noob
you are a noob
noob shot
lol I just head shot a noob
and
Noob diver
by Mr.Olly May 19, 2007
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Anyone who is new, or acts in a novice like way on a game or a game discussion.
You before you got skilled (in halo 3 before you got at least 100 experience.) A stereotypical noob is master chief in the master chief sucks series and the arby and the chief series.
by cotigitator July 29, 2008
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