Makelele rule

A rule commonly used in console football (soccer) games (mainly FIFA or PES) where French international and player of limited offensive skill, Claude Makelele is allowed an unhindered shot at goal from anywhere outside the penalty area.

Person 1: "Bill you malaka, you should have run in and shot, the Makelele rule was in effect"

by gidigbi May 16, 2013

Bottle Rules

Each Bottle of Alcohol has specific rules for drinking it.

Hey Sam, Each drink has Bottle Rules. The Jack Daniels Bottle rules are, you must include a toast to Jack himself. The Makers Mark must be drank while naked. Each Shot of Wild Turkey must be accompanied with a text to your Mom. You have to take your shirt off when drinking Cuervo.

by DSeanK January 16, 2015

Shakespeare Rule

The Shakespeare Rule is a writing technique in which, much like the structure of any Shakespearean soliloquy, you summarise the general meaning of the paragraph in the last few lines.

"The Shakespeare Rule is a good method to experiment with"

"I overuse The Shakespeare Rule"

by The_Walking_Moustache (Noz) April 04, 2019

Brighton rules

If one of the group calls “Brighton rules”, then every pub seen on a route from location A to location B must be entered and a pint each consumed. Clarifications: must be a pint, and must be a pub as per the standard definition (no “bars”).

Ed’s called Brighton rules, keep an eye out for the next pub as we have to get a pint. And the one after that, and after that..

by slea May 30, 2021

The Thomas Rule

You may not go to someone else’s window in CoD Zombies and steal their kills.

“Man this dude Gabe at my window killing my zombies. He’s breaking The Thomas Rule.”

by 6fears7 January 08, 2023

Rule 34

The only thing that can go faster than the speed of light, without breaking the laws of physics.

guy: makes character
0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 nanoseconds later
other guy: makes rule 34 of character

by Cole Anderson April 08, 2022

rule 360

If a 15-year-old girl or older is wearing shorts or pants that show off their ass, you have permission to drop kick them.

Girl 1: OOH! I love your shorts! SO CUTE!
Girl 2: I know! It shows off my bubble ass very well *shakes it*
Boy: RULE 360!!!!!! *kicks her ass outta there*

by Sonicwave.exe May 10, 2021