dating flic

being a gay guy in a straight relationship

henry is SUCH a dating flic. "yea i know, like why is jessica with a guy who cries listening to Mariah Carey's christmas playlist?"

by mariah carey's mukbag November 11, 2018

Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!

Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?

by Workin mans April 22, 2020

Wed-by date

Wed-by date: The age at which a woman is deemed, by herself or others, to no longer be marriage bait.

Examples: "You're not even close to your wed-by date. Remember,36 is the new 26!" "She's much too picky about men for someone this-close to her wed-by date."

by obillo April 10, 2009

Midwest Date

A date centered around a particularly Midwestern activity. Like 'Yote Huntin', deer driving or perhaps a rousing ride in the harvester combine with your significant other.

ex.1
Jane: "oh Norma, the other day me and Bob went and sat in his tree-stand for 7 hours starting at 4am!"
Norma: "I wish I could go on more Midwest date!"

ex.2
Ross: "Did you see how many 'coons me and Jim got the other night!?"
Joel: "Yeah! You should have taken the miss'es with you"

ex.3
Midwestern 8th Grader: "Emma and Jared sittin' in a tree, K I L L I N G!"
A different 8th Grader: "duh it's a Midwest Date!"

by The1dietrich January 18, 2013

vag date

A planned encounter for casual sex with a female.

I'd love to join you tonight, but I have a vag date.

I have a vag date tonight with this new girl I met online.

by VeggiePatty April 7, 2015

silent date

When two people go out and agree not to say a word to each other and as few words to other people as possible especially when your date is in ear shot. The goal is to communicate non verbally with lots of eye contact, body language, and physical contact. Also no phones allowed.

We went on a silent date and I've never felt so close and in-tune with someone like that before.

by charlieechomikedelta October 20, 2017

Date Shanghai

A date shanghai is when a person unwittingly goes on a date...whether the person wants to date the other person or not.

'To shanghai' is a term derived from the 1850s when sailing crews were abducted. It is a verb that has expanded to mean to kidnap.

A date shanghai is essentially a surprise (unwanted) date.

"On my last night in town he date shanghaied me! I first realized it was a date, not after the movie in his room or the whiskey shots, but when we were walking to a jazz club. When I invited some people to join us, his face fell a bit. (they didn't join us, so we spent the evening together).

by GarageSaleFTW July 4, 2010