naughty-pine furniture

Da assorted "time out" chairs dat one finds in family-sized homes.
If you don't wanna hafta temporarily sit still and sadly wish for your freedom to be mobile again, ya need to diligently remember --- and obey --- da house-rules. Perhaps leaving reminder-notes on all of da naughty-pine furniture in yer dwelling would help to keep ya focused on said good behavior.
by QuacksO February 28, 2025
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Naughty Sausage

The name given to your significant other's penis when it won't get hard while you're trying to have sex.
"Honey, is your penis going to be a naughty sausage agian tonight."
by Caprisunnun June 17, 2023
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naughty Justin

It's when you have sex with a guy and you set his ass hole on fire and then you put it out with your cum
You're such a naughty Justin
by Naughty Justin November 10, 2022
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naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 18, 2017
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Naughty Luxe

One luxuriously bad ass sea creature from a place more mystical than the moon. Where is this place you ask? It is all around you. Scared? Don't be, he's here to love you.
My friends and I were on a boat thinking, "We're on a mo-f**kin' boat b**ches, how can life get any better?!?" But just then the Naughty Luxe showed Up and showed Us how to REALLY live. He was show-on!
by Nettleless October 13, 2011
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Bumpin' Naughtys

Aaron: "What you doin tonigth homie?"
Jake: "O you know, just chillin, probably bumpin' naughtys later.
Aaron: fashow
by Jake7771 July 29, 2008
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Naughty becky

The typical English white girl covered in make up 3 inches deep , like your penis she jsut put in you , STOP IT BECKY DONT BE NAUGHTY
WATCH OUT naughty becky is ABOUT !! She’ll grab it and slap it , 🍆
by Cockmonster November 05, 2019
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