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myspace

the greatest place on earth.
Everyone is on myspace. Over 90 million people. It is not just teenagers. Go ahead, get addicted.
If you don't get a myspace page, you'll never be in my Top 8.
by cuzimaboss September 11, 2006
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myspace

The most addictive website ever created. Really don't sign up. You will be addicted forever. You feel the need to go on it 24/7 and you will spend hours making your profile look nice only to become bored with it the next day and do it all again.
You will spend hours taking photos of yourself that you do not like and will take 394759020375659202011850725284950 until you take one that you like. Then you upload it and beg people to comment it.
You will be stalked by people you met for 5 minutes at a nightclub and you will date people you will probably never get to meet.

ITS BRILLIANT!!!
by twigggyy January 29, 2007
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myspace

An e-community where Long Island picture whores (but from all over the world) can get together online and have a huge conformist party. On myspace, people are rated on popularity by having the most my space "friends". 59% of people having myspace accounts either have no real friends, or have questioned their sexuality.
"Yo man, we are having a myspace party tonight, you down?"
"No fag, fuck off. While you are having sex with your hand, I'm going to get bloody high and bury my face girlfriends bush."

"OH! MY! GOD! I've seen you on myspace!"
"Bitch sit down, I'm straight."

"I have 43 myspace friends and its only my first week!"
"Whore nobody cares, go out and drive your moms S-class and find some real friends."
by Jamesthe3rd June 21, 2006
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myspace

The home of fake rappers appear or look like a real one.
Whoa this niggas is famous, look hes got his own myspace space
by Toronto Raptors January 26, 2008
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Myspace

The teenagers average need. This website has spread like wildfire through out every local high school. Students watch dayly to see weither they've recieved picture comments, messages, comments, tagged photos and new friend invites. In desperatly seeking popularity points some drastically turn to uploading naked images of themselves; thus a myspace whore is born. Mysace whore's are people who cant function with there own life so they turn to the computer. Myspace; a saviour or a killer?
Caution: Myspace is Highly Addictive.
by Myspace1318 October 3, 2008
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myspace

A website that is widely used by people who have no real friends, and think their popular because they have loads of friends who origianally sent them a friends request because your picture came up on one of those websites that i cant be bothered to describe
Dont say that! thats mean! =O what would my myspace friends think?!
by Ellee-x February 21, 2008
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myspace

A social networking site that was popular a few years ago when scene kids were taking over the world. It died along with Bebo, when everyone realised high camera angles and clipped fringes aren't hot anymore. Now it's all about telling stalkers you just ate a cheese sandwich on Twitter or prepping it up on Facebook.
"lolz do you have a myspace? it's totally hxc/rad <3"
"nah bubba, i have facebook though ftw"
"lolz isn't that like for old people tho? <3"
by lolololololololzzzzzz July 13, 2009
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