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meteor

noun- describes a chubby/bbw/ssbbw woman who enjoys getting into sexual encounters with many men. May also describe a chubby/bbw/ssbbw who offers sexual encounters due to being seen by a social group as 'doable', seen by many men as 'fuckable', and internalize this social view and open their legs/lips for any man who wishes to achieve orgasm.

If the word meteor is said a few times aloud, two words can be heard "meaty whore." Hence why a meteor describes a meaty whore, a woman who will do anything with anyone at anytime free of charge.

The sex itself can be good, poor, or any in-between, but the meteor has to be overweight/obese/morbidly obese but still enjoy fucking more than one man.
1. Susie, the meteor, came for a booty call at 3am while her boyfriend was asleep, left right after, and was back again at 11 when her man went to work. 2. I'm sorry, dude; your cousin is a meteor. She had the train run on her by the defensive line last week then was seen on the phone with the center making plans. 3. Are you sure you want to take her out to dinner; I hope you know she is a meteor- with her you can get the milking without buying the cow!
by Mr. Rimmher July 17, 2009
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meteorologist

Nothing even related to the badasses in the movie "Twister".
"Goddammit, being an actual meteorologist sucks!"
by TravisFant April 4, 2008
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mexican meteor shower

During sex, the mexican meteor shower is the act of taking a shit on your partners chest but pinching it into smaller pieces then smashing them slightly.
OMG DUDE! last night i was giving you're sister a mexican meteor shower but i had a diarehha attack and shit water all over her.
by Keiembee April 13, 2007
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Meteor Shower

The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower
I was getting a sweet blowjob from my buddies mom when he was at baseball practice, an i was about to cream HARD. As my load entered the deeper region of her throat, i thought of Sarah Jessica Parker and vomitted all over her head.
And that was my first Meteor Shower
by Money Tree August 21, 2010
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age-o-meter

age-o-meter:

the formula to work out what the youngest person you can date it

formula:
let x = ur age

x/2+7=.....
"hey what age is to young for me man"
"use the age-o-meter man x/2+7=....."
by Mr Rightman March 22, 2011
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meter

A meter is also a hammer a handle a tool a four pound the toast whatever you like; a gun
Y'all all be talkin' all that bullshit, 'till the dons come through with the meter sprayin.'
by Philip Stephenson November 30, 2004
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Metedura de pata

You gave me a metedura de pata!
by AstridRiley February 24, 2011
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