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Massapequa

Massapequa is a quaint town located on the south shore of Nassau County, Long Island, NY. It is considered by many to be the crown jewel of the Riviera of Long Island. Massapequa 'proper' includes: Massapequa hamlet, The village of Massapequa Park, North Massapequa and East Massapequa.

The Massapequa area is known for its well-kept homes, various amenities and large concentration of mid-to-upper middle class families.

From the tree-lined streets to the well-kept homes to the plethora of fine dining, waterfront homes, private beaches and shopping available, best schools on LI and beautiful parks, it is truly one of the nicest areas to live on Long Island. Massapequa has some of the best Schools in the entire country.

Birch Lane & East Lake Elementary are in the top 1 percentile in the state of NY.

Other prestigious blue-ribbon quality schools in the Massapequa Union Free School District #23 include:

Fairfield

Lockhart

Mckenna

Unqua

Berner Middle School

Ames

Massapequa High School

These schools excel athletically and academically. Massapequa SD is known as the powerhouse district on LI when it comes to all sports. And equally excels Academically.
Massapequa is the crown jewel of Long Island.

Farmingdale will never be as great as Massapequa, sorry Dalers.
by rivvv January 17, 2011
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two or 3 letters and sometimes more that have certain meanings.
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Massachusetts Maritime Academy

The only college campus where you'll take one look at the female population and decide that a closely related relative is more sexually attractive.
Hey dude are there any hotties at Massachusetts Maritime Academy?

I'd rather fuck my mom
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mass shooting apathy

The condition by which our horror over the reports of innocent lives taken, families destroyed, and not enough done to put an end to such gun based mass casualty violence, over time, leads to mere head nods of sadness given how commonplace they have become, and how in order for us to get through the day, we must block out what we felt over "Sandy Hook" or "Columbine," or "Parkland," multiplied by the number of times it has happened since.
It is sad how, while the one hand, I feel terrible over the most recent mass shooting, my mass shooting apathy has kicked as a survival mechanism, and made me feel less than I did when I first heard of the "Columbine" incident.
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Miss Massacre

Miss Massacre causes Chaos wherever she goes.
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The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".
That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.
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