Mistach

Forgetting to add the attachment before sending your email

I thought you were going to send it to me.......Classic Mistach.

by Father Chime June 13, 2015

mustache cowboy

A man with a robust mustache who frequently mounts women upon his face saddle, therefore giving a mustache ride.

Sally gave a great big "Yee-Haw!" as she met her first mustache cowboy, giving George's magnificent mustache a ride.

by MegStin September 1, 2015

mustache

The patch of hair located just above a woman's clitoris.

My girlfriends mustache is so sexy.

by Sunshyn717 October 12, 2015

Belt Mustache

When the pubic hair is grown to a long enough length that it is protruding from the underwear.

Wow, I was about to unbutton her pants until I noticed her Belt Mustache.

by JBailey March 20, 2010

Einstiens Mustache

When you cum on a girls upper lip while she is sleeping and then stick white cat/dog hair in it so she wakes up with a mustache and solves the "theory of relativity"

I thought she was just Italian, then I realized someone gave her an einstiens mustache after the frat party last night

by Dr Jager Dave June 10, 2010

Menstrual Mustache

When you're eating a girl out on her period, and when you stop your upper lip area has blood on it

Dude your breath smells terrible. What's more, did you get punched in the nose? Your lip is bleeding.

Nope, my girl is ragging and I ate her out so it's my menstrual mustache.

by jrudeboy February 21, 2014

gummy mustache

The act of ejacultating upon a womans face and dragging ones penis across the womans top lip.

"Dude, I totally gave that one hot chick from last nights party, a gummy mustache."

by Dillon Stone May 14, 2014